“you absolutely destroyed it!!”

Indeed, to judge by the carbonized ashes remnants, it was fairly certain to assume that plantion was DAMN DEAD.

“Corn? Ha, good one, fellow, corn doesn’t exist! It is but a myth.”

“well, it sure does not exist ANYMORE, thanks to YOU! after a research of MONTHS, and such LONG TRAVELS across this world to find the seeds, i had FINALLY found a way to grow it. THESE WERE THE LAST SEEDS, DUDE. YOU BURNED IT, MAN.”

The young rabbit felt sorry for his little fellow, but he was too cool to show it in any way.

“Oh jeez! Well… opsie on my part. Sorry for that!”

“yeah, whatever.”

“Did you say travels? Are you an adventurer, as well? For I am the greatest adventurer in the entire world! I have seen everything, and walked upon every single inch of uncursed ground these lands have to offer. Pretty cool, isn’t it?”

“Cool” would be the LAST adjective Meryl would’ve used to describe the situation at the moment.

“dude, who ARE you??? what do you want?”

“Oh, nothing. I was just walking by, and saw your big, fancy house. I’m new in these parts, so I was exploring to get to know the land. You must imagine my surprise when I saw an habitation that, even more surprisingly, appeared to be HABITATED. I had to check it out! You see, there isn’t much life around anymore. I mean, a couple of months ago I met a bird, a really kind and polite individual, but oh! she was so old! I wonder if she’s still alive, she was such a nice fellow. Anyway, what is the deal with this house of yours?? Did it really talk just a few minutes ago?? Do you know magic? Are you a magician???”

Damn this guy talks. A LOT.

He could very well just get the hell out of here, Meryl thinks. They aren’t exactly in the mood to talk.

“yeah yeah, whatever dude-”

The rabbit disappeared.

“dude?”

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