It's been so long, but we're finally back home. Salutations, everyone!

Dude, what the heck?? What kind of stupid idea is this?
Bro thought it would be so smart to repeat the entire scene all over again. WHAT A TIME TRAVEL PLOT TWIST MY FOLKS. Bet they were trying to high up the word count, as if this story wasn’t godamn long already. Nice try, champ! Next time try to come up with a less CHEAP narrative mechanic.
Geez, thank God I’m here, huh? Saved you from a bummer.
Ah, to be such an exceptional narrator…